








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 388 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5890 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5021 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 6497 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7259 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,069,567 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 507 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Totty | 50% | 38 |
| #8 | friDaN- | 49% | 43 |
| #9 | Linus | 49% | 39 |
| #10 | > Tim R. < | der Boy aus Gingen | 48% | 61 |
| #11 | Eugeeen | 47% | 292 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eugeeen | 1402 | 0.23 | 39 min |
| #2 | DoCToR | 284 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | L1no | 269 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | friDaN- | 246 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | Birri_98 | 242 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | friDaN- | +3.68 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | Birri_98 | +2.78 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | Odin | +1.35 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | Linus | +1.19 | 91 | 66 |
| #5 | L1no | +0.61 | 48 | 57 |





