








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 708 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3749 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,926 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3385 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2861 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2694 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2986 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,419,637 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 548 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | High Kid | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | itachi | 53% | 70 |
| #3 | Ruggs777 | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Natech | 52% | 54 |
| #5 | ThyDrack | 52% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigTymer | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | itachi | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Veyron | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ♤♡Kenpachi♧♢ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | KINGBlAZN | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natech | 304 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #2 | Veyron | 216 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | BigTymer | 209 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | itachi | 208 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | ♤♡Kenpachi♧♢ | 194 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breaking Bat | +2.58 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | Veyron | +1.96 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | Natech | +0.89 | 68 | 69 |
| #4 | High Kid | -0.38 | 58 | 55 |
| #5 | ThyDrack | -0.46 | 50 | 46 |





