








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1713 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 840 matches | ||
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7971 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7183 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7793 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6188 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,058,455 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2869 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xelios19 | 60% | 73 |
| #2 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | Tabaahi | 56% | 105 |
| #4 | [D¢lr8] ƒєαя | 53% | 253 |
| #5 | Drummerboi | 53% | 222 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [D¢lr8] ƒєαя | 14 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Drummerboi | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | RealXelios99 | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | High Kid | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Tabaahi | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veyron | +1.74 | 73 | 55 |
| #2 | Xelios19 | +1.69 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | RealXelios99 | +1.23 | 66 | 57 |
| #4 | High Kid | +0.94 | 59 | 53 |
| #5 | [D¢lr8] ƒєαя | +0.22 | 62 | 55 |





