








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 256 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 922 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1997 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1937 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1391 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,010,894 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valX | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | crazy Horst | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Triple_xXx | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Bast021 | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | rBN_inc | 2 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | valX | 254 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | Jack Bauerっ◔◡◔)っEmily | 198 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | Triple_xXx | 157 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | Na1tsa high af | 97 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | crazy Horst | 70 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nklS- | +7.02 | 85 | 82 |
| #2 | crazy Horst | +2.59 | 65 | 50 |
| #3 | Na1tsa high af | +1.94 | 64 | 73 |
| #4 | ツ xTc-GS ツ | +1.85 | 70 | 69 |
| #5 | ✪crusch | +1.04 | 58 | 57 |





