








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 886 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 186 matches | ||
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,702 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6586 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5013 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5322 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3781 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,815,465 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rtfm | 70% | 37 |
| #2 | c0st | 62% | 185 |
| #3 | sCrooGe | 59% | 261 |
| #4 | cocainechr1s ツ | 55% | 67 |
| #5 | empty | 54% | 416 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | empty | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | sCrooGe | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | c0st | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | whySoSerious | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | cocainechr1s ツ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jiNX | +3.20 | 74 | 81 |
| #2 | ^thor | +1.42 | 56 | 66 |
| #3 | cocainechr1s ツ | +1.23 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | rtfm | +0.93 | 59 | 80 |
| #5 | sCrooGe | +0.36 | 63 | 62 |





