








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3021 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2077 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1882 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1924 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,746 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murrivalo | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | hieroja | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Heqe | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Zerman d(★_★)b | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | seministi | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murrivalo | 771 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #2 | Heqe | 343 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #3 | seministi | 247 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | kauha | 98 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #5 | Zerman d(★_★)b | 94 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zerman d(★_★)b | +3.57 | 84 | 73 |
| #2 | vanha_hosuja_:3 | +2.94 | 83 | 69 |
| #3 | Heqe | +0.55 | 85 | 62 |
| #4 | hieroja | +0.31 | 79 | 48 |
| #5 | sheep | +0.31 | 74 | 36 |





