








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1024 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 698 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10988 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11350 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8939 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 8704 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9477 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,032,946 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2P | 58% | 127 |
| #2 | Bakken | 56% | 99 |
| #3 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | sehcaeP | 51% | 179 |
| #5 | seilliG | 50% | 400 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | seilliG | 50% | 400 |
| #6 | Nalos | 48% | 139 |
| #7 | PongoPeach | 48% | 255 |
| #8 | BK | 48% | 67 |
| #9 | RaiCorvus | 41% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seilliG | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | sehcaeP | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | PongoPeach | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Nalos | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | RaiCorvus | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seilliG | 1952 | 0.24 | 56 min |
| #2 | 2P | 416 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #3 | Nalos | 361 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | THEConterstrkr500lbWARRIORs0mple | 345 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #5 | Bakken | 291 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2P | +3.02 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | seilliG | +3.01 | 91 | 75 |
| #3 | DLOTZ | +0.68 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | BK | +0.50 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | Bakken | -0.23 | 75 | 61 |





