








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1488 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1834 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 728 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1190 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $996,743 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 889 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProfBuniGirl | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Mr. Hugh Jass | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | RAZER KRAKEN KITTY HEADSET | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Mika | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProfBuniGirl | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Mr. Hugh Jass | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | RAZER KRAKEN KITTY HEADSET | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Mika | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAZER KRAKEN KITTY HEADSET | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProfBuniGirl | 45 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | RAZER KRAKEN KITTY HEADSET | 35 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mika | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mr. Hugh Jass | 26 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kabilla | +1.37 | 61 | 51 |
| #2 | RAZER KRAKEN KITTY HEADSET | +1.07 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | Mika | -0.57 | 53 | 54 |
| #4 | ProfBuniGirl | -2.27 | 46 | 53 |
| #5 | Mr. Hugh Jass | -3.99 | 22 | 45 |





