








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 911 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,358 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3173 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5767 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2889 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3529 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,701,036 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamie_Robinson.2009_TTV | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Maru Ohashi | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Scryfish | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Kryytex | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Regnar | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maru Ohashi | 700 | 0.25 | 17 min |
| #2 | Scryfish | 436 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | Kryytex | 301 | 0.34 | 9 min |
| #4 | AlittyMONSTER | 243 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | CrownClown | 223 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kryytex | +4.78 | 91 | 75 |
| #2 | Long_Rough_Dab_40cm | +3.02 | 85 | 38 |
| #3 | Hamstr with no e | +2.52 | 77 | 54 |
| #4 | Ɇmpire♚ | +1.07 | 82 | 70 |
| #5 | CrownClown | +0.82 | 75 | 67 |





