








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3058 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5903 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4383 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3811 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2836 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,101,091 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vy. | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | Ɇmpire♚ | 66% | 29 |
| #3 | ♿♿_____________________ | 53% | 64 |
| #4 | Darwizzy | 53% | 78 |
| #5 | Tyron | 52% | 211 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kryytex | 1352 | 0.32 | 35 min |
| #2 | Ap | 232 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | pohzr | 213 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Darwizzy | 186 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tyron | 129 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kryytex | +6.06 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | Ɇmpire♚ | +1.90 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | Tyron | +0.59 | 68 | 47 |
| #4 | Vy. | +0.47 | 70 | 52 |
| #5 | AlittyMONSTER | -0.51 | 61 | 79 |





