








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 285 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4709 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5179 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1409 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3373 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,158,245 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐝-LINsanitY- 🐝 | 51% | 83 |
| #2 | ORO XIII | 50% | 349 |
| #3 | MABON | 50% | 376 |
| #4 | 🦗-LuP-Ed-🍉 | 49% | 178 |
| #5 | PAPAKCIK | 49% | 359 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MABON | 50% | 376 |
| #4 | 🦗-LuP-Ed-🍉 | 49% | 178 |
| #5 | PAPAKCIK | 49% | 359 |
| #6 | -LuP-Ed- | 45% | 29 |
| #7 | HAMKA | 38% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAPAKCIK | 22 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | ORO XIII | 21 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | MABON | 15 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | 🦗-LuP-Ed-🍉 | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | HAMKA | 9 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAPAKCIK | 1657 | 0.22 | 40 min |
| #2 | ORO XIII | 978 | 0.13 | 23 min |
| #3 | MABON | 528 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | 🦗-LuP-Ed-🍉 | 467 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | 🐝-LINsanitY- 🐝 | 123 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAPAKCIK | +5.19 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | ORO XIII | +0.40 | 44 | 55 |
| #3 | SohJiWiii | -1.38 | 37 | 62 |
| #4 | 🦗-LuP-Ed-🍉 | -1.38 | 35 | 58 |
| #5 | MABON | -1.69 | 35 | 51 |





