








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 272 | 5% |
| Smokes | 1648 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1405 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1766 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,058,497 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 497 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EvanThaBeast | 56% | 158 |
| #2 | Tyger | 50% | 314 |
| #3 | Bolby | 49% | 368 |
| #4 | cadestewie | 48% | 332 |
| #5 | Ricky | 47% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EvanThaBeast | +3.26 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | Jakers | +1.64 | 67 | 18 |
| #3 | Ricky | +0.48 | 47 | 29 |
| #4 | Bolby | -0.50 | 63 | 46 |
| #5 | Tyger | -0.58 | 58 | 48 |





