








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4564 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5430 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2846 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4629 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,370,504 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | LB | 48% | 97 |
| #5 | 苏沐橙 | 48% | 353 |
| #6 | imbroken | 47% | 184 |
| #7 | Kousaka | 44% | 126 |
| #8 | Arcrosys | 40% | 272 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CDFH | +3.22 | 76 | 78 |
| #2 | Teelan | +3.18 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | imbroken | +0.65 | 54 | 65 |
| #4 | LB | -0.04 | 29 | 67 |
| #5 | Papa Smurf | -0.17 | 51 | 65 |





