








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 384 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4148 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4340 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2506 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2363 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,798,908 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 443 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StM | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | wujko | 50% | 233 |
| #3 | Rozyna | 48% | 126 |
| #4 | eonjasty | 48% | 189 |
| #5 | pieniu | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rozyna | 48% | 126 |
| #4 | eonjasty | 48% | 189 |
| #5 | pieniu | 47% | 47 |
| #6 | dex | 47% | 246 |
| #7 | Kazcmar | 43% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wujko | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Rozyna | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Kazcmar | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | dex | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | eonjasty | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eonjasty | 784 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | wujko | 628 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #3 | dex | 448 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #4 | Kazcmar | 372 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #5 | pieniu | 176 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wujko | +2.26 | 81 | 83 |
| #2 | eonjasty | +0.59 | 75 | 77 |
| #3 | ℓatajΛcy | -0.36 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | pieniu | -0.61 | 36 | 65 |
| #5 | Kazcmar | -0.98 | 60 | 69 |





