








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 201 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 159 | 35% |
| Smokes | 68 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 154 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 76 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $105,040 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elenoyi | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | shigu | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | falcow | 100% | 4 |
| #4 | entropy | 100% | 4 |
| #5 | Tubs | 80% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tubs | 3 | 0.0278 |
| #2 | Axel <> Why so serious ? ♥ | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | hols | 2 | 0.0217 |
| #4 | .iggy | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | falcow | 1 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shigu | +7.00 | 55 | 54 |
| #2 | Axel <> Why so serious ? ♥ | +5.40 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | Tubs | +3.30 | 94 | 45 |
| #4 | Kitsu ໒꒱ | +2.40 | 54 | 57 |
| #5 | Huskmini | +2.23 | 81 | 57 |





