








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 726 | 24% |
| Smokes | 607 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 727 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 995 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $998,008 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D-Play | +5.44 | 48 | 57 |
| #2 | Squ1bby | +5.34 | 56 | 63 |
| #3 | Bash | +4.44 | 29 | 58 |
| #4 | Bash | +3.08 | 29 | 50 |
| #5 | IchPutzHierNur | TSK | +1.61 | 23 | 64 |





