








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 476 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 153 matches | ||
| Wingman | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6911 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4479 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 11621 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 10229 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,859,769 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۣۜ✈ | | | | | 233 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #2 | Squ1bby | 208 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | IchPutzHierNur | TSK | 193 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | ʑฬเє๒єɭςђʎภ | 118 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | GhettoGeneral | TSK | 96 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๖ۣۣۜ✈ | | | | | +5.54 | 99 | 53 |
| #2 | TSK | Ansh⭕⃤ | +4.54 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | Squ1bby | +2.41 | 41 | 59 |
| #4 | Bash | +0.97 | 26 | 51 |
| #5 | IchPutzHierNur | TSK | +0.84 | 25 | 62 |





