








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,738 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1130 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2140 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1720 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1748 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,571,395 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 83% | 23 |
| #2 | Skib | 68% | 106 |
| #3 | lilpop | 65% | 388 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruki | 83% | 23 |
| #2 | Skib | 68% | 106 |
| #3 | lilpop | 65% | 388 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilpop | 37 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Skib | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | ruki | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilpop | 516 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #2 | Skib | 311 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | ruki | 71 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lilpop | +5.60 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | ruki | +2.46 | 87 | 75 |
| #3 | Skib | +2.30 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | MasterD | -0.54 | 70 | 44 |





