








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 389 | 10% |
| Smokes | 735 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1689 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1201 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $691,892 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 797 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fae | 61% | 59 |
| #2 | Doodle Dip | 51% | 75 |
| #3 | Deredel | 49% | 59 |
| #4 | ♡ sora ♡ | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | flowerboy | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaecEsneLegas | 16 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | MothmanFanGirl | 12 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Deredel | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Doodle Dip | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | fae | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaecEsneLegas | 204 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | Snackage | 151 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Doodle Dip | 101 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♡ sora ♡ | 93 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | MothmanFanGirl | 84 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fae | +7.09 | 94 | 41 |
| #2 | ♡ sora ♡ | +3.87 | 79 | 53 |
| #3 | Deredel | +2.59 | 70 | 35 |
| #4 | Doodle Dip | +0.66 | 61 | 38 |
| #5 | HaecEsneLegas | +0.34 | 48 | 38 |





