








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,356 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 949 | 28% |
| Smokes | 880 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 650 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 877 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $190,031 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R0ME | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | orakadpung | 100% | 5 |
| #3 | Leshrack | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | Djooto | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | gossu | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -TRiLL.' | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Death Snow | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | gossu | 1 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | orakadpung | 1 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djooto | +5.36 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | R0ME | +3.56 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | orakadpung | +2.54 | 75 | 80 |
| #4 | Nephalem | +1.85 | 67 | 68 |
| #5 | bates | +1.11 | 73 | 71 |





