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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3562 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3730 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1908 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3210 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,239,815 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bansku | 63% | 88 |
| #2 | Vinkkari | 62% | 143 |
| #3 | Twizah | 62% | 129 |
| #4 | Kallolainen | 62% | 26 |
| #5 | Kemppie | 61% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKU | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | -TRiLL.' | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Vinkkari | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Twizah | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | HenQu | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twizah | 899 | 0.32 | 27 min |
| #2 | SKU | 448 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | Vinkkari | 422 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Bansku | 237 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | HenQu | 166 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKU | +1.50 | 77 | 79 |
| #2 | CrispyB | +1.34 | 86 | 45 |
| #3 | HenQu | +0.94 | 62 | 83 |
| #4 | Kemppie | +0.91 | 92 | 41 |
| #5 | Twizah | +0.76 | 68 | 80 |





