








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 590 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 175 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5382 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7488 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 7455 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2663 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,888,419 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cengeng dudu | 57% | 47 |
| #2 | han | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | bloop | 54% | 65 |
| #4 | Nanamii | 53% | 354 |
| #5 | HyperPencil™ | 50% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | han | +3.01 | 69 | 53 |
| #2 | cengeng dudu | +2.71 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | Teeto | +1.53 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | Nanamii | +0.95 | 45 | 52 |
| #5 | newbieatthis | +0.67 | 55 | 60 |





