








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4892 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4280 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2031 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2821 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $865,229 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0x1c T1ll3 | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | 4ReverS | 60% | 47 |
| #3 | DerJeans | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | -eMPTy- | 56% | 52 |
| #5 | Shipa | 56% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shipa | 323 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | StemderS | 283 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | hunnyB | 217 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | Boof4uk | 122 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Glatzkopf Kahlkopfgfdg | 100 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0x1c T1ll3 | +2.26 | 60 | 59 |
| #2 | hunnyB | +1.50 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | Boof4uk | +1.41 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | poljak. | +1.24 | 66 | 49 |
| #5 | no0nec4res | +0.80 | 66 | 61 |





