








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 672 matches | ||
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Wingman | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 112 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11865 | 27% |
| Smokes | 14177 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6554 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 12092 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,303,042 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnanastiX | 56% | 262 |
| #2 | no0nec4res | 56% | 81 |
| #3 | ZeRo | 53% | 105 |
| #4 | 4ReverS | 53% | 441 |
| #5 | dof4m1n | 52% | 326 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4ReverS | 35 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | dof4m1n | 33 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | _.some._.die._.young._ | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | AnanastiX | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Boof4uk | 4 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4ReverS | 944 | 0.10 | 23 min |
| #2 | dof4m1n | 890 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #3 | _.some._.die._.young._ | 758 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #4 | Boof4uk | 620 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | no0nec4res | 472 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dof4m1n | +1.56 | 59 | 51 |
| #2 | hunnyB | +1.43 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | 4ReverS | +1.30 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | Boof4uk | +1.19 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | _.some._.die._.young._ | +0.88 | 65 | 61 |





