








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1173 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1128 | 36% |
| Smokes | 594 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 852 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 551 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $372,329 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellu | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Quokka | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | flouZi | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | taNgE-.- | 68% | 65 |
| #5 | Jupe | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taNgE-.- | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Jarmo-Veli | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taNgE-.- | 294 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | Ellu | 37 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | Jarmo-Veli | 29 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | flouZi | 21 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Quokka | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Buiggi | +3.22 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | taNgE-.- | +1.56 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | flouZi | -0.21 | 44 | 74 |
| #4 | Ellu | -0.50 | 51 | 66 |
| #5 | Jupe | -0.99 | 63 | 35 |





