








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 369 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2004 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1323 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2061 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1494 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,059,538 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oXygen | 51% | 164 |
| #2 | Shake | 48% | 125 |
| #3 | c8 | 45% | 105 |
| #4 | dukeofchennai | 29% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oXygen | 51% | 164 |
| #2 | Shake | 48% | 125 |
| #3 | c8 | 45% | 105 |
| #4 | dukeofchennai | 29% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shake | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | c8 | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | oXygen | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | dukeofchennai | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shake | 269 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | c8 | 218 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | oXygen | 104 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | dukeofchennai | 20 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XeNonskii | +3.90 | 81 | 51 |
| #2 | oXygen | +0.63 | 73 | 46 |
| #3 | Shake | -2.72 | 34 | 44 |
| #4 | c8 | -4.97 | 16 | 51 |
| #5 | dukeofchennai | -9.60 | 2 | 8 |





