








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1080 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1507 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1124 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1335 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $217,075 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milky | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | Wilko | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | DiddyDonny | 59% | 56 |
| #4 | MrJthan | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | Extinse | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milky | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | Wilko | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | DiddyDonny | 59% | 56 |
| #4 | MrJthan | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | Extinse | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiddyDonny | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Wilko | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Milky | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | MrJthan | 2 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiddyDonny | 188 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Milky | 79 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Wilko | 63 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Extinse | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | MrJthan | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tink | +2.73 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | Extinse | +0.35 | 79 | 40 |
| #3 | Milky | +0.09 | 74 | 51 |
| #4 | DiddyDonny | -0.22 | 86 | 63 |
| #5 | Wilko | -0.64 | 78 | 61 |





