








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1910 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2544 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1868 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1266 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $739,500 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EetMeSok | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | Embrace | 63% | 57 |
| #3 | Milky | 62% | 63 |
| #4 | r0ggeL- | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | PoMo | 60% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Embrace | 14 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | Milky | 9 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | PoMo | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | MrJthan | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | EetMeSok | 6 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoMo | 282 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | MrJthan | 187 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ven0m | 187 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | Embrace | 165 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Milky | 151 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PoMo | +3.11 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | EetMeSok | +2.84 | 84 | 45 |
| #3 | Extinse | +2.39 | 78 | 48 |
| #4 | Embrace | +2.35 | 91 | 58 |
| #5 | Ven0m | +1.51 | 62 | 68 |





