








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3133 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2473 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2307 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2411 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $649,923 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timps | 79% | 34 |
| #2 | ɾҽҽɾ | 79% | 33 |
| #3 | Mr.Max | 70% | 27 |
| #4 | Bin in the Bin with Bin | 66% | 61 |
| #5 | FunnyTurtles12 | 65% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | NSX | 56% | 57 |
| #9 | Iolks ツ | 54% | 147 |
| #10 | Paul | 54% | 35 |
| #11 | Cukii | 47% | 75 |
| #12 | Marcus | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iolks ツ | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Cukii | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Timps | 6 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | Mr.Max | 6 | 0.0119 |
| #5 | ɾҽҽɾ | 4 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iolks ツ | 275 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Bin in the Bin with Bin | 234 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Sasszera #Näpugod | 155 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Cukii | 122 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Timps | 118 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bin in the Bin with Bin | +5.53 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | Sasszera #Näpugod | +3.95 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | Timps | +3.01 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | NSX | +2.72 | 82 | 58 |
| #5 | ɾҽҽɾ | +1.86 | 81 | 55 |





