








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1833 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1284 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1887 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1285 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $464,453 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 885 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michael Scofield road 2 eagle | 60% | 89 |
| #2 | BaXi#23 | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | KajbOnE | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | Cartier | 53% | 88 |
| #5 | M3D1C1N0S | 49% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Cartier | 53% | 88 |
| #5 | M3D1C1N0S | 49% | 75 |
| #6 | ♛ [T]riXx^ ♛ SaiyajiN | 48% | 40 |
| #7 | ☞☆DarkeZ☆☜ | 36% | 11 |
| #8 | SuM-1 MDFK | 33% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michael Scofield road 2 eagle | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | M3D1C1N0S | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Cartier | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | SuM-1 MDFK | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | BaXi#23 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michael Scofield road 2 eagle | 414 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #2 | M3D1C1N0S | 335 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Cartier | 295 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | SuM-1 MDFK | 235 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #5 | KajbOnE | 133 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michael Scofield road 2 eagle | +2.15 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | KajbOnE | +1.51 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | Cartier | +1.33 | 85 | 61 |
| #4 | BaXi#23 | +0.48 | 74 | 49 |
| #5 | ☞☆DarkeZ☆☜ | -0.07 | 56 | 66 |





