








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3734 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3179 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2968 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3257 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $748,475 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon ☾ | 57% | 163 |
| #2 | SuperHeroCraig | 54% | 133 |
| #3 | Masus | 54% | 147 |
| #4 | ego | 51% | 89 |
| #5 | UNLUX | 50% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ego | 10 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Masus | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Moon ☾ | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | SuperHeroCraig | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | UNLUX | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masus | 617 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #2 | Moon ☾ | 552 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | ego | 382 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | reload | 286 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | SuperHeroCraig | 210 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon ☾ | +3.99 | 74 | 74 |
| #2 | SuperHeroCraig | +2.91 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | reload | +1.02 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | UNLUX | -0.07 | 44 | 64 |
| #5 | Masus | -0.13 | 62 | 66 |





