








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 977 | 33% |
| Smokes | 637 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 737 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 593 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $355,378 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iose | 51% | 45 |
| #2 | chlebesz12 | 46% | 76 |
| #3 | Cesarz Lujo | 46% | 50 |
| #4 | kados | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | K E K S Y K O F F | 44% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Cesarz Lujo | 46% | 50 |
| #4 | kados | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | K E K S Y K O F F | 44% | 85 |
| #6 | meit | 36% | 11 |
| #7 | Spore Mamucisko | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chlebesz12 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Cesarz Lujo | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | K E K S Y K O F F | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | kados | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K E K S Y K O F F | 291 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | chlebesz12 | 252 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | iose | 120 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | kados | 51 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | meit | 44 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cesarz Lujo | +1.97 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | K E K S Y K O F F | +1.54 | 66 | 75 |
| #3 | kados | +0.56 | 61 | 56 |
| #4 | Spore Mamucisko | +0.15 | 60 | 45 |
| #5 | RaV137 | -0.14 | 63 | 57 |





