








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 946 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 591 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3381 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1587 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 5656 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 4334 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,087,600 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chlebesz12 | 49% | 366 |
| #2 | bappo | 49% | 45 |
| #3 | kados | 47% | 436 |
| #4 | K E K S Y K O F F | 47% | 529 |
| #5 | iose | 47% | 445 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | K E K S Y K O F F | 47% | 529 |
| #5 | iose | 47% | 445 |
| #6 | Spore Mamucisko | 47% | 340 |
| #7 | RaV137 | 46% | 50 |
| #8 | meit | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K E K S Y K O F F | 18 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | iose | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | chlebesz12 | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | kados | 10 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Spore Mamucisko | 4 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K E K S Y K O F F | 1606 | 0.14 | 37 min |
| #2 | iose | 1240 | 0.13 | 36 min |
| #3 | chlebesz12 | 1107 | 0.14 | 32 min |
| #4 | kados | 483 | 0.05 | 12 min |
| #5 | bappo | 242 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cesarz Lujo | +1.53 | 68 | 62 |
| #2 | bappo | +1.17 | 68 | 64 |
| #3 | K E K S Y K O F F | +0.85 | 62 | 74 |
| #4 | kados | +0.70 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | Spore Mamucisko | -0.20 | 58 | 50 |





