








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 320 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1303 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1611 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2102 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2013 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,516,470 of utility $283 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 596 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeddybearChill | 55% | 58 |
| #2 | Tomy2Tapz | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | Assassin | 53% | 57 |
| #4 | DjL | 51% | 99 |
| #5 | Majestic | 50% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | DjL | 51% | 99 |
| #5 | Majestic | 50% | 163 |
| #6 | Luke.J | 47% | 34 |
| #7 | DannyDug | 47% | 98 |
| #8 | Pidget | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majestic | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | TeddybearChill | 8 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | DjL | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Tomy2Tapz | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Pidget | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majestic | 325 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | DjL | 246 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Assassin | 127 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | DannyDug | 126 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Luke.J | 121 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Quigers | +2.22 | 74 | 51 |
| #2 | Majestic | +0.72 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | DannyDug | +0.62 | 63 | 52 |
| #4 | Pidget | +0.06 | 58 | 47 |
| #5 | DjL | -0.29 | 55 | 74 |





