








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 244 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3326 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3712 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3454 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4036 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3812 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,061,242 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 451 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tasharel | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | gnn | 52% | 60 |
| #3 | xyaN_ | 50% | 66 |
| #4 | .Darioush`-´ | 49% | 79 |
| #5 | GMbo | 49% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | sChuLziii | 47% | 30 |
| #9 | Raeptor | 46% | 97 |
| #10 | mrTN | 45% | 147 |
| #11 | wshbr | 42% | 33 |
| #12 | Blacky | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GMbo | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | mrTN | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | m0NZ; ♕ | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Raeptor | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | gnn | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0NZ; ♕ | 608 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | GMbo | 536 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | mrTN | 337 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | .Darioush`-´ | 267 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | Raeptor | 175 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dayLon | +1.57 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | mrTN | +0.77 | 60 | 68 |
| #3 | wshbr | +0.66 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | SPASTIAN REINSTEIGER | +0.21 | 79 | 73 |
| #5 | xyaN_ | +0.08 | 71 | 66 |





