








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2374 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2257 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1527 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1869 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $791,075 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | シVitalz^ | 40% | 30 |
| #2 | syz | 38% | 26 |
| #3 | fuLLi | 37% | 30 |
| #4 | mythii | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | シVitalz^ | 40% | 30 |
| #2 | syz | 38% | 26 |
| #3 | fuLLi | 37% | 30 |
| #4 | mythii | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | シVitalz^ | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | syz | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fuLLi | 124 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | mythii | 106 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | シVitalz^ | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | syz | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mythii | +0.48 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | fiish0 | -0.08 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | シVitalz^ | -0.10 | 88 | 65 |
| #4 | syz | -1.01 | 80 | 57 |
| #5 | fuLLi | -1.05 | 74 | 81 |





