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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 944 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1802 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1655 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1322 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,102,155 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zora | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Alex | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | akrow | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | TuroK | 47% | 219 |
| #5 | D O 🅻 I | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | akrow | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | TuroK | 47% | 219 |
| #5 | D O 🅻 I | 45% | 40 |
| #6 | b2N | 31% | 16 |
| #7 | 𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔬𝔲 | 14% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TuroK | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | D O 🅻 I | 7 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | akrow | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Alex | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TuroK | 296 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | D O 🅻 I | 161 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | Alex | 54 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zora | 46 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | akrow | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D O 🅻 I | +3.90 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | akrow | +3.87 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | Alex | +2.87 | 69 | 68 |
| #4 | TuroK | +2.24 | 54 | 60 |
| #5 | Zora | +0.23 | 61 | 68 |





