








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3225 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2624 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3092 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2954 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3298 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,189,969 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ Gessli | 49% | 95 |
| #4 | Marc | 46% | 257 |
| #5 | Hupfers Harddl | 46% | 316 |
| #6 | Stephan | 46% | 348 |
| #7 | bloggbuster | 42% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stephan | 29 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Hupfers Harddl | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Marc | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | yourKarma | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | bloggbuster | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hupfers Harddl | 1374 | 0.21 | 31 min |
| #2 | Marc | 1147 | 0.21 | 31 min |
| #3 | Stephan | 497 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | ✪ Gessli | 485 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #5 | yourKarma | 341 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marc | +1.81 | 73 | 80 |
| #2 | ✪ Gessli | +0.71 | 61 | 79 |
| #3 | Stephan | +0.66 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | yourKarma | -0.84 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | ♔Tim † | -1.12 | 55 | 57 |





