








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 802 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 175 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5211 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4980 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3469 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3298 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,375,336 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goyo | 60% | 43 |
| #2 | MaYders | 60% | 116 |
| #3 | Salt Goodman | 56% | 297 |
| #4 | Mamie Roulette | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | Mrsiriousexen ☭ | 52% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaYders | 20 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Mamie Roulette | 16 | 0.0169 |
| #3 | Mrsiriousexen ☭ | 14 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | Salt Goodman | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | goyo | 6 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boulouloubi | +4.34 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | MaYders | +1.38 | 82 | 54 |
| #3 | goyo | +0.24 | 89 | 30 |
| #4 | Mrsiriousexen ☭ | -0.53 | 53 | 52 |
| #5 | Mamie Roulette | -0.69 | 61 | 56 |





