








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1040 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1693 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2256 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2243 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $412,093 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Celoba | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | dyarssair | 47% | 43 |
| #3 | ✪ VareK | 45% | 253 |
| #4 | baitzera | 45% | 257 |
| #5 | wowquinhas | 44% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ VareK | 620 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | baitzera | 426 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | wowquinhas | 272 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Cnt | 204 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | dyarssair | 104 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Celoba | +2.14 | 81 | 52 |
| #2 | ✪ VareK | +1.65 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | Cnt | +0.73 | 54 | 70 |
| #4 | baitzera | +0.62 | 56 | 45 |
| #5 | dyarssair | +0.46 | 68 | 43 |





