








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 1,817 | |
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1376 | 45% |
| Smokes | 718 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 362 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 628 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $283,160 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | fröken TG | 50% | 10 |
| #10 | HighGrove | 48% | 25 |
| #11 | Jonas Snö | 47% | 38 |
| #12 | Razn | 46% | 39 |
| #13 | exen | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aero | 122 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | Jonas Snö | 121 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | exen | 88 | 0.39 | 3 min |
| #4 | Razn | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | HighGrove | 24 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonas Snö | +3.44 | 74 | 80 |
| #2 | aero | +3.02 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Kaerleken | +0.56 | 92 | 57 |
| #4 | kines | +0.28 | 64 | 59 |
| #5 | Mannen | +0.23 | 64 | 45 |





