








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 993 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2722 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3126 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3969 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3508 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,071,801 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 801 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | on gasoline and promethazine | +6.07 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | ¿ | +1.07 | 69 | 52 |
| #3 | haine | +0.11 | 64 | 34 |
| #4 | agios | -2.28 | 50 | 53 |
| #5 | pluggalo | -3.10 | 23 | 39 |





