








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,797 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 809 | 29% |
| Smokes | 756 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 648 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 584 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $258,854 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Protato | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Krecik | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | Rosci | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | Jas3ąb | 58% | 43 |
| #5 | Fernando Martinez | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rosci | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | Jas3ąb | 58% | 43 |
| #5 | Fernando Martinez | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | Maksiu | 50% | 12 |
| #7 | Zach | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fernando Martinez | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Jas3ąb | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Rosci | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krecik | 268 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #2 | Jas3ąb | 172 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | Zach | 74 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rosci | 70 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Fernando Martinez | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rosci | +2.53 | 83 | 49 |
| #2 | Zach | +1.85 | 82 | 77 |
| #3 | Krecik | +1.12 | 79 | 76 |
| #4 | Crimson | +0.59 | 67 | 75 |
| #5 | Protato | -0.08 | 71 | 65 |





