








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 913 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 232 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4223 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3844 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4286 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4080 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,466,788 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lemon | 64% | 118 |
| #2 | AsSaSs1n | 63% | 232 |
| #3 | <#00F>Juba | 62% | 159 |
| #4 | Cata | 61% | 235 |
| #5 | ReesePuff | 60% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lemon | 64% | 118 |
| #2 | AsSaSs1n | 63% | 232 |
| #3 | <#00F>Juba | 62% | 159 |
| #4 | Cata | 61% | 235 |
| #5 | ReesePuff | 60% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cata | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | AsSaSs1n | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ReesePuff | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | lemon | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsSaSs1n | 1234 | 0.24 | 34 min |
| #2 | Cata | 939 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #3 | <#00F>Juba | 833 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #4 | ReesePuff | 638 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #5 | lemon | 185 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AsSaSs1n | +2.00 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | aavsen | +0.70 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | Cata | +0.57 | 82 | 63 |
| #4 | <#00F>Juba | +0.11 | 72 | 65 |
| #5 | lemon | +0.01 | 68 | 54 |





