








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,800 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2670 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3345 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1570 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3215 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,762,247 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 707 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d-TREN | 67% | 78 |
| #2 | )uche | 63% | 46 |
| #3 | SLAM DUNK | 62% | 60 |
| #4 | Oopsy Coopsy | 61% | 94 |
| #5 | Fernando | 55% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fernando | 281 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #2 | d-TREN | 181 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Oopsy Coopsy | 126 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | SLAM DUNK | 121 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | )uche | 111 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | )uche | +6.97 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | Fernando | +2.92 | 69 | 45 |
| #3 | jeff | +1.62 | 73 | 44 |
| #4 | d-TREN | +1.55 | 70 | 42 |
| #5 | Oopsy Coopsy | +1.14 | 55 | 54 |





