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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 987 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1219 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2090 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1964 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $955,888 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koperek | 11 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | NeCkeR | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | DJ Spermol | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Pepor | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | GarpeQ NDK | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeCkeR | +4.29 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | Koperek | +1.30 | 54 | 63 |
| #3 | RadzieR | +0.48 | 65 | 60 |
| #4 | Pepor | -0.64 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | GarpeQ NDK | -0.67 | 68 | 45 |





