








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 174 | 14% |
| Smokes | 420 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 288 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 319 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $113,386 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuşŀǟŦǚŊŊǟ | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Sosa | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Hrenur | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | axel | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuşŀǟŦǚŊŊǟ | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Sosa | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Hrenur | 39% | 18 |
| #4 | axel | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuşŀǟŦǚŊŊǟ | 18 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #2 | axel | 4 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Hrenur | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Sosa | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuşŀǟŦǚŊŊǟ | +7.85 | 98 | 86 |
| #2 | axel | +1.76 | 97 | 61 |
| #3 | Tinderlv.10 | -0.39 | 68 | 49 |
| #4 | Sosa | -2.98 | 45 | 59 |
| #5 | Hrenur | -3.57 | 54 | 44 |





