








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,513 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 335 | 22% |
| Smokes | 427 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 398 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,256 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sosa | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Tinderlv.10 | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | axel | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Eysi | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | BIG Glacier | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sosa | 1 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Tinderlv.10 | 1 | 0.0175 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuşŀǟŦǚŊŊǟ | +4.09 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | axel | +0.69 | 89 | 64 |
| #3 | Eysi | -2.08 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | Tinderlv.10 | -2.61 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | Sosa | -3.63 | 37 | 44 |





