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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 330 | 23% |
| Smokes | 483 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 506 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 119 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $190,207 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [NS]HENKIPUNG | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | [NS]Ludde57 | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Jcayb | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | [NAJTSNACK]STABBE | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | dxss | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Seba | 41% | 34 |
| #9 | [NS]Donkey_Bonk | 40% | 5 |
| #10 | Mini ლ(´ ❥ `ლ) | 38% | 8 |
| #11 | klpu | 29% | 17 |
| #12 | graffsknarr | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seba | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Jcayb | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | [NS]HENKIPUNG | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | klpu | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | [NAJTSNACK]STABBE | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jcayb | 71 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Seba | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | [NS]HENKIPUNG | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fulton | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | [NAJTSNACK]STABBE | 29 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dxss | +3.18 | 38 | 64 |
| #2 | Mini ლ(´ ❥ `ლ) | +2.22 | 44 | 79 |
| #3 | Seba | +1.80 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | [NS]HENKIPUNG | +1.68 | 53 | 68 |
| #5 | Jcayb | +1.22 | 47 | 64 |





