








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 838 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2673 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2667 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2307 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1993 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,145,708 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | pitaskA | 55% | 166 |
| #6 | tomkarsha | 52% | 33 |
| #7 | Kolmice | 51% | 53 |
| #8 | Nadema123 | 49% | 53 |
| #9 | ☿ GHOSTE ☿ | 44% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Duchys | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Nadema123 | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | ☿ GHOSTE ☿ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | pitaskA | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Brewmaster enthusiast | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pitaskA | +4.03 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | Duchys | +2.62 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | Ondraai! | +2.06 | 68 | 58 |
| #4 | tomkarsha | -1.20 | 51 | 53 |
| #5 | Kolmice | -2.55 | 44 | 50 |





